Peter Pan Reid and The Shearing

Look at me!!

I CAN FLY!!

There are 3 things you need to give a toddler a haircut.
1.) Containment device. The high chair works well (if, like me, you don't have a straightjacket lying about).
2.) Yogurt covered raisins or cranberries as a bribe while you are chopping away.
3.) A complete ambivalence about the outcome.